Prompt: Use the name of a kind of food as a part of a name.
"Let me guess, you named your kid Lemony after the author?"
"No," he gave me a look like I was crazy and sprouting tomato plants all over my head. "I named her Lemony because she's a bitter kid."
He walked away and, for once, I was completely speechless.
Notes: LOL I am not sure where this came from, I guess the random feeling of being a know-it-all who doesn't know anything . . .