Prompt: Write a limerick. It's a humorous five line poem with the rhyme scheme of AA BB A. It often starts "There once was a..."
Response: The Boy
There once was dairy farm way out in the wild
and the dairy farm was home to an extraordinary child
He was a biter, that boy, he bit night and day
and when he found something he wanted to bite it could not get away
But when his parents offered a treat, the boy was instantly mild.
Notes: Yeah, so I'm not great at humorous . . . Or at rhyming . . . Oh well. At least it was funny in my head.